Dead animals are not as sexy as boys seem to think. Furthermore, I will never swipe right on:

1. “Easygoing”

2. “Ride or die”/“partner in crime”

3. “Drama free”

4. “Something casual”

5. Blah blah Trump blah blah

Lots of red flags there. Oodles. Cliche or just plain stupid/lazy profiles. Oh, and don’t forget the fish….