Candyman dropped contact after I had the audacity to ask for his last name. Mind you, we’ve been on 4 damn dates. I’ve been to his fucking house. Creepy.

Final score: D. He managed to avoid an F simply because he is EXCELLENT on paper and perhaps some other girl will wait it out and reap the rewards, paltry as they may be. He was polite and funny at first but apart from date #2 didn’t share at ALL. He, however, also ghosted (last contact Sunday night post-date) which lowers the score significantly.

Advice for Candyman: open up if you can; seek therapy instead of online ladies otherwise. Pretty sure you’re not in a place or mindset to be a viable future partner for anyone…and certainly not me.

Bye bye, Candyman.

Here’s a fish pic for those of y’all who need a cheer up after this disappointment.

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