Welcome to the home of Bianca Noel and her adventures in the Salt Lake City dating world. Come for the fish photos, stay for the hot gossip.

So, what’s the deal with the fish photos, Ms. Noel? Well, and this is deep dark lore beyond the mortal world, turns out that at least one guy in every dozen has a fish photo on their dating profile. I’ve collected them for a while. They’re dazzling, no?

Dating in SLC is a total shitshow nowadays. I’ve been, as my sweet friend would describe, ‘fucked and ghosted’, more often than I care to say. But that’s the entire point of this blog…chronicling the adventure in detail and with full descriptions of the bad/good behavior of boys/real men. I can’t control the symptoms of patriarchy and abysmal manners, so I figured I’d write about them instead. Maybe I’ll find a real catch, maybe I’ll throw them all back. But there will be fish photos. Enjoy.